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Sep. 5th, 2005 @ 07:40 pm This is nuts!!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

It has been brought to my attention by several people on several non-consecutive occasions that the "You Know You're from Midlo When..." list has made it's way to all of Midlothian.  My friends are seeing it in their inboxes... it's nuts.

Firstly, I think this is pretty awesome.  I feel like what I imagine Chris Gaines must feel like, knowing that you're the mastermind behind something great but no one really giving a shit who you are.  Eh.  C'est la vie.

But one thing WILL NOT FLY!!

In addition to this, it has been brought to my attention that the content has been altered.  Seriously.  That's just crazy.  As you can read below, the original text says something like "you've never set foot in that stupid scottish fair."  Because really.  Scottish Fair?  Have you REALLY nothing better to do?

Anyway.  The current version says "You've been to Scottish Fair."

Seriously.  What the fuck.

I forgot what my point was.  It was either I'm glad my name isn't attached as author because they're fucking up what I said, or that if you feel the need to bond with men in kilts about this fair villiage of ours you're in need of serious help.  Well, I guess either one is a good point.
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Aug. 1st, 2005 @ 12:43 am (no subject)
According to my dad, I'm a Midlothian celebrity.

No autographs, please.
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Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 12:09 pm Lived here all my life
What was the Homie the Clown scandal?? Was it that creep at Walgreens that
killed the kid?

What about the Dowalibys? And The Heart of Midlothian?

Other than that, those are awesome!
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Jan. 12th, 2005 @ 01:45 pm (no subject)
You know you’re from Midlothian when:

-You know when Pulaski turns into Crawford.
-You know to do anything even remotely fun you have to travel to Orland.
-You are annoyingly reminded of what level alert we are at.
-You cover your ears Tuesday mornings at 10:00 AM.
-You’ve ever used the term “Midlo” or “Jalibo” (extra points for using them together)
-At Christmastime, you miss the old owners of the house on Avers.
-You know the house near the hill that gives out full candy bars at Halloween.
-You know that “Thunder Over Midlothian” doesn’t refer to a local storm system.
-You know at least four people who were either players or cheerleaders for the Wildcats.
-At least two generations of your own family graduated with either a Kries or a Dempsey.
-You’ve never once stopped in at that stupid Scottish Fair.
-You know who Means Business.
-You plan your summer around Fiesta.
-As a kid, you planned on how to break into the time capsule ahead of time.
-When you use the term “Dyke”, you’re talking about history and not lesbians.
-You hate Oak Forest, fear Robbins, and barely notice that Posen is there.
-You remember the terrifying "Homie The Clown" Scandal.
-You take pride in the fact that Bacheoler's Grove is in your town.
-You or someone you know has had a part-time job at Jaycee's Haunted House.
-You know what the Groovy Disco, Clue Nightclub, and the Pharoh's Night Spot have in common.
-You remember when Harry's and Saravan's used to be nice restraunts.
-You are mad that all the signs off the highway say "Harvey" or "Markham" instead of Midlothian.
-You stand firm in the knowledge that pride did not build your community - your grandfather did.
-You have been to Civic Center dances.
-You don't miss the Hodge Podge. You miss the batting cages.
-You wept when you found out Willie's WeeNee Wagon was bought out.
-You know that if you want to see some Jerry Springer type-esque stuff in person and for free, all you need to do is go to Subport at 3 A.M. (Get some garlic fries and wait for it!)
-You actually get these jokes and pass them along to your other suburbanite friends.
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Oct. 17th, 2004 @ 01:31 pm testaroo
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Aug. 31st, 2004 @ 03:56 pm Mwahahaha~!
Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: Skinny Puppy - Neuwerld
I figured it out! I'm not as dumb I as I think am. Now can I say I actually miss Midlothian? *cries* I'm going to hell. :o
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Aug. 23rd, 2004 @ 11:41 am (no subject)
Don't you guys love our icon?
I do!

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Aug. 21st, 2004 @ 12:33 am Yeah, so.....
So, what should we post in this community???  Hey, maybe you should put in those pics of when we conquered the hill... using dan's shit :-)  I will try to find the night kite flying (buring) pics...
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barely there
Aug. 20th, 2004 @ 01:41 pm First post (mod)
How funny is this?

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