This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
It has been brought to my attention by several people on several non-consecutive occasions that the "You Know You're from Midlo When..." list has made it's way to all of Midlothian. My friends are seeing it in their inboxes... it's nuts.
Firstly, I think this is pretty awesome. I feel like what I imagine Chris Gaines must feel like, knowing that you're the mastermind behind something great but no one really giving a shit who you are. Eh. C'est la vie.
But one thing WILL NOT FLY!!
In addition to this, it has been brought to my attention that the content has been altered. Seriously. That's just crazy. As you can read below, the original text says something like "you've never set foot in that stupid scottish fair." Because really. Scottish Fair? Have you REALLY nothing better to do?
Anyway. The current version says "You've been to Scottish Fair."
Seriously. What the fuck.
I forgot what my point was. It was either I'm glad my name isn't attached as author because they're fucking up what I said, or that if you feel the need to bond with men in kilts about this fair villiage of ours you're in need of serious help. Well, I guess either one is a good point.